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Em
I'm
a loner alone with
Bm
neuroses
and hate
Am
Anger
is a permanent
Em
character
D
trait
Em
My
letter bombs are primed and
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ready
to send
Am
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you like to
D
add
me as a
Em
friend?
Em
I'm
a wound-up whiner with a
Bm
fetish
for guns
Am
I'm
almost 50 and I
Em
live
with my
D
Mum
Em
I
hope my nude picture
Bm
doesn't
offend
Am
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you like to
D
add
me as a
Em
friend?
B
Em
Add
me.
Bm
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me
Am
My
mother says she
D
wished
she'd never
Em
had
me
Em
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me.
Bm
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me
Am
Would
you like to
D
add
me as a
Em
friend?
Ebm
D
Am
Would
you like to
D
add
me as a
Em
friend?
Em
I'm
a recovering alcoholic I
Bm
rarely
leave my room
Am
Peeping
through the curtains in my
Em
dog
cost
D
ume
Em
The
voices in my head aah they'll
Bm
get
me in the end
Am
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you like to
D
add
me as a
Em
friend?
Em
I'd
really like to mail you the
Bm
picture
that I drew
Am
It's
Kylie's body but the
Em
head
is
D
you
Em
I've
asked you fifty times before I'm
Bm
asking
you again
Am
Would
you like to a
D
dd
me as a
Em
friend?
B
Em
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me.
Bm
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me
Am
My
mother says she
D
wished
she'd never
Em
had
me
Em
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me.
Bm
Add
me
Am
Would
you like to
D
add
me as a
Em
friend?
Ebm
D
Am
Would
you like to
D
add
me as a
Em
friend?
Em
Here's
a picture of me in my
Bm
Nazi
uniform
Am
doing
a trick with an egg that I
Em
like
to
D
perform
Em
at
a monster truck rally that my
Bm
Mum
and me attend
Am
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you like to
D
add
me as a
Em
friend?
Em
I've
added Britney and Paris and
Bm
you
and Tom
Am
I'm
going to find your address so I can
Em
visit
you at
D
home
Em
I
don't like people but I
Bm
like
to pretend
Am
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you like to a
D
dd
me as a
Em
friend?
B
Em
Add
me.
Bm
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me
Am
My
mother says she
D
wished
she'd never
Em
had
me
Em
Add
me.
Bm
Add
me
Am
Would
you like to
D
add
me as a
Em
friend?
Ebm
D
Am
Would
you like to
D
add
me as a
Em
friend?